Australia

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Casey Serin assembles a new team of professional foreclosure specialists
Casey Serin assembles a new team of professional foreclosure specialists
A report of war caused by KC!
A report of war caused by KC!
A map of Australia - but where is our Snowflake?
A map of Australia - but where is our Snowflake?

Australia is a former British penal colony located down under on the bottom side of the planet. It is currently home to a large number of marsupials and was for several weeks in 2007 home to fugitive mortgage fraudster Casey Serin.

The revelation that Serin had fled to Australia was made by Duane LeGate:

Casey, the coward, the manipulator, the child pretending to be a businessman, up and left his wife. He spent some time with his family… he needed to get away I guess… and he calls Galina to say he is leaving, that she could come pick up the car, but she was not to try and discourage him from leaving… he had to be at the airport in 1hour. ONE HOUR notice to leave your wife.. COWARD. He fled the country.. he is in AUSTRALIA...[1]

Although some haterz were initially skeptical, LeGate defended the information as "rock solid".[2] The report was soon confirmed by erstwhile Serin associate Nigel Swaby: Casey [...] confirmed the salient facts posted at EN. He did buy the penny stock. He is in Australia.[3]

Serin later made a lengthy post justifying his flight: "Yes, I’m here in Australia. The rumors are true." He claims that flight, room, board, and internet access were provided by "fans" and that he went to "take a little break and get away, focus and work on my book and stuff like that" in a "distraction-free environment":[4]

The opportunity came, the money came, and here I am in Australia!! Crazy!!

Serin took a one-way flight to Australia[5] and stayed on a tourist stamp valid for two months.[6]

It should be noted that the United States has had an extradition treaty with Australia, in force since 1976.[7]

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[edit] Serin's Location in Australia

Rob Dawg posted the results of a geographic IP locator used with an e-mail Serin purportedly sent from Australia; the IP address he used was traced to the general vicinity around Sydney.

In addition, speculation about the car dealership Serin was photographed at led poster "KC" at Exurban Nation to post a link to Preston Motors in Campbellfield, which bears very similar flagpoles and a Mitsubishi Motors sign identical to the picture in Serin's Flickr account.

However, based on an anonymous tip posted on Declan McCullagh's article on ZDNet Australia, the photograph may actually have been taken in Brisbane.[8] Quick sleuthing reveals only one location where a Holden dealership is situated across the street from a Mitsubishi dealership:

  • Eagers Holden[9]: 95 Breakfast Creek Road, Newstead QLD 4006, Australia
  • City Mitsubishi: 142 Breakfast Creek Rd, NEWSTEAD QLD 4006, Australia

[edit] Speculation and Rumors

  • Commenter "Murses" interjects some snark: "I think Casey ran off with Mocha."
  • Multiple inquiries ensue about whether Nigel Swaby decided to go down on under with Serin.
  • Rumors that Casey's latest project involves turning Lake Eyre into a giant algae farm with the aid of specially imported Salt Lake Koi (a kind of marsupial fish) have not yet been confirmed
  • It is also feasible that Casey will be undertaking research amongst the continent's marsupial population for an upcoming range of manpouches.
  • Australia has threatened to levy economic sanctions against the United States for allowing Serin to enter their country. Reportedly, the Prime Minister of Australia vowed: "If they send Mocha here as well, it will be considered an act of war."

[edit] Cuisine

A semi-vegan breakfast downunder-style
A semi-vegan breakfast downunder-style
Australia's rich cultural history is reflected in its cuisine
Australia's rich cultural history is reflected in its cuisine

Australia is home to an exotic cuisine, much of which is rumored to be edible. Australians like to start their day - after being waken by a cuckabarrow - with a tasty plate of "worms-on-toast", although in recent years spaghetti is often substituted for the traditional invertebrate. Australians then like to drive down the wrong side of the road to the park, where they "barbie" a classic dish called "kangaroo schlong and boobies".

[edit] References

  1. ↑ Duane LeGate Part 4.1 He's What?, EN, June 11th 2007
  2. ↑ This info is rock solid..., comment by Duane LeGate on EN, June 11th 2007 at 8:15 AM
  3. ↑ Unbelievable!!!, DHC, June 11th 2007
  4. ↑ Australia and Idiot Haterz, IAFF, June 11th 2007
  5. ↑ Australia and Idiot Haterz, ibid.: "about $900 for a one-way ticket to Australia"
  6. ↑ A tourist stamp that is good for only 2 months..., comment by Rob Dawg on EN, June 11th 2007 at 7:39 AM
  7. ↑ U.S. Extradition Treaties by Country
  8. ↑ Casey in Brisbane?, comment on EN, June 14 2007
  9. ↑ Eagers Holden at Newstead
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