Axe Body Spray

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Swaby was disappointed when he first used the spray, saying, "I didn't want to attract females..."

Axe Body Spray is the modern day equivalent of "Sex Panther", a banned cologne from the 1970's. Although its advertising purports to make its wearer irresistible to legions of supermodels, the true effect is quite the opposite. With a bouquet of roadkill and armpit, Axe body spray is most at home in Queens, New York night clubs where Greek restaurateurs and Turkish Carpet salesmen vie for the attentions of a few women, who are generally outnumbered by men 50-to-1.

Nigel Swaby, whose sexual preference falls into a gray area, allegedly slathers himself with Axe Body Spray every morning. Reportedly Swaby buys almost 10% of the company's total product output.