Casey Rap

From CaseyPedia

Casey Rap is a new genre of rap music pioneered by top failed flipper Casey Serin.

Serin's first and only rap video, to date, was discovered on August 22nd, 2008 by Benoit™, as a "test video" that Serin soon admitted he had forgotten to set as private. The video quickly made the rounds among the Haterz and the Casey sphere at large, within minutes of its discovery:

It's speculated that in addition to his unofficial title as "World's Most Hated Blogger", Serin is gunning for the title of "World's Most Hated Rapper". Incredibly, on a single 2.5 minute video, he may very well have succeeded in that goal, having already displaced Vanilla Ice as the worst white rapper in the world.

The lyrics of his first hit are:

Check baby check

Check baby check

Check baby check one two

Check baby check

Check baby check

Check baby check one two

This is Casey Serin

TrueCasey.com

aka Casey Serin

The world's most hated blogger

On the internets

Haterz be following me everywhere

And I just don't care

just don't care

just don't care

I'm checking this thing to see if it does

See if it does work the way it should

The way it should work is

It should pick up my voice

And it should also

Pick up the volume and the background

The volume is the music playing in the background

Here we go

Let the bass go

Boom chick chick chick

Chicky chicky boom

Boom chicky chick

Chicky chicky boom

Check check check check one two

One two three

Check baby check

Baby check one two

(breathy voice)

Check baby check

Baby check

Baby check one two

Check baby check

Baby check

Baby check one two

Haterz you want it

Haterz you want it

Haterz you want some more blogging

Some more posts

Some juicy meat

You want the juicy meat (smacking and eating motions)

(Takes a toke and does "ok" sign)

That's juicy meat for you

Juicy meat for you

Trolling and baiting and hating

Not too much hating tho 'cause

I like you haterz

You guys help me on the blog

Help me bring the masses (sounds like messes)

Help me bring the meal

The meal

What am I talking about?

The meal is the kind a meal that (pause)

The kind a meal that comes

When I buy it with the money

The money that I make from

From the honey

The honey is ...

Start again - Ok

I messed up - Ok

The money comes from the meal

No no no

The meal comes from the money

The meal is probably like a vegan burrito

Or a vegan hamburger from In-n-Out

The money comes from the advertising revenue

This song is too slow

Check baby check

Baby check one two

You haterz better listen

Haterz better listen

Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh

Testing this UStream out

To see how it works.

[edit] Casey Rap Parody

Casey’s rap video has brought out the inner Vanilla Ice in some of his haterz such as PukeyPukey.

Blue ball of fail blue ball of fail

People tune in to watch me flail

On the Ustream doing my dance

People keep asking me to remove my pants

I wont do it I am not that way

It don’t matter cuz y’all think I be gay

G to the a to the y hell no

I have to admit I sure act like it tho

I sit on the blue ball talkin to you haterz

I scheme and dream and act the baiter

I realize I have nothing to offer

But y’all think I am an absolute doffer

That’s W-2 and it aint for me

I’m not wired that way cuz I’m Casey

Running around like my shit don’t stink

While I am at it I will put up a link

Ustream, Twitter and WordPress are king

Just don’t ask me to go online and sing

Or take off my clothes I ain’t fruity

Wait right here and I will show you my booty

See I have no shame and that’s fo sho

Y’all think I am broke ass and really po

I am better off than y’all could imagine

I gots 4 squares at home and access to the kitchin

I gots my sister cleaning and mom making me food

Under my bed is an inflatable dude

My life is a mess but I don’t care

Mommy do I have any clean underwear?

Never mind I’ll wear what I got

Same shirt, same pants, same hat, same socks

This never gets old I like the attention too much

I can’t give this up it’s too good of a crutch

A mofo player is what I aim to be

If only the haterz could come out and support me

Monkey dances can only get me so far

Anybody want to see a video from my car?

So I sit right here on my blue ball of fail

Wonderin if the police are on my tail

As long as I don’t utter a peep

It’s nappy time gotta go to sleep

Blue ball of fail blue ball of fail check one two blue ball of fail

PukeyPukey on August 28, 2008 said:

Blogging on the nets like a monkey on a leash

Performing and dancing while hopped up hasheesh

He’s doing his thing by filing all his paper

Laughing at the screen so hard they have to get a scraper

Food and drink and crap all over

Why doesn’t Casey just stop acting like Sesame Street Grover

Grover wore a cape and pretended to be super

Sound like Casey sept he’s more like a blooper

You know those reels on the cable

Why Casey can’t figure out crap and get stable

He sure doesn’t want it all that much

He hides from negativity like a boy on a crutch

Hopping around and not getting nowhere

Makes it kind a hard to not wanna stare

Next thing you know he’ll run around in his underwear

Oh why oh why can’t Casey be like Steve

For some strange reason it makes him kind of peeved

Why is he doing all of this stuff

When we know he doesn’t have it all that ruff

The bizarro world is calling to Casey

He’s sad and lame and much like Pacey

That guy from Dawsons Creek was so geeky

Not much different from Casey sept he’s a bit cheeky

Ask him a question and get a response

It’s too negative for Casey while ensconce

Hard work is something Casey won’t do

Kinda like cleanin up and getting a clue

He won’t do that y’all don’t get it

He’s too smart for you and will never quit

Dancing like a money to get the sponsor

He’ll never be as good as the Twins Boof Bonser

He’s aimless and shifty and too silly for words

That’s why his mind is floating with the birds

Never wake up to focus one bit

We all know why because he doesn’t like the tit

Girlies may scare him that makes him wanna brood

He’ll always have comfort from his inflatable dude

I won’t go there I already did

Right now he’d rather have me place a bid

To be an advertiser to watch him dance

Is it too much to ask him to snap out of the trance

A real businessman aint what he be

Why can’t Casey just plain see?

Dancin around and pretending to be gay

Why don’t you just sell yourself on ebay?

It’s embarrassing your family and your friends

It scared away your wife and made you put on depends

Life seems to scare you silly silly boy

Too bad mom and dad wont take away your toy

Time to end the charade check one check two

Like it really matters since you have no clue