Gaydar
From CaseyPedia
Gaydar is an alleged instinctive ability to determine whether any given human being is homosexual. The nature of Gaydar can take different forms depending on the genders of the subject and object:
- In heterosexual men confronted with gay men, the Gaydar alarm results in involuntary scrotum tightening and teeth gritting.
- In homosexual men confronted with gay men, the Gaydar alert is presumed pleasurable although some haterz claim that they wouldn't know as they aren't one... "not that there's anything wrong with it!".
- In heterosexual men confronted with gay women, the Gaydar can be confused by the attractiveness of the target - but an alert is usually a mental "damn - she's hot - pity she's gay" when confronted with an attractive lesbian. Heterosexual men confronted with gay women couples usually have a Gaydar thought along the lines of "I wonder if they'll let me watch...".
- In women, the response depends entirely on how the woman feels about other attributes of the person. For example, if she likes a gay male, she'll feel the urge to go shopping with said subject. If she dislikes the gay male, she may make judgments based on other matters such as mortgage fraud involvement - for example Stephanie J.'s gaydar alert for Gaysey has resulted in her threatening physical violence on him using boots and balls as a result of how she feels about his fraudulent activity.
- Mocha has proved that most gaydars malfunction seriously in the presence of a transgender.
Male or female, straight or gay, nearly everyone's Gaydar reaches never-before-seen levels after seeing almost any picture of Casey Serin.
