Jack LaLanne's Power Juicer

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The super duper Juicer KC refused to sell!
The super duper Juicer KC refused to sell!

In an attempt to save some money on wheatgrass shots from Jamba Juice and stick to his modified vegan diet, Casey Serin purchased this fruit and vegetable juicer presumably from a late-night television infomercial or from My Power Juicer.com. LaLanne's current range of juicers cost anywhere from "2 easy payments of $49.90" to "4 easy payments of $49.90".

Ironically this line of juicers are successors to the unsafe and US government recalled $100-$150 Juice Tigers

In a sweet additional touch of irony and utterly consistent with Casey Serin's habitual impulsive and incompetent fashion of making purchases without doing any homework, Jack LaLanne's models of sold-only-on-TV-or-his-website juicers are only suitable for extracting juice from wheatgrass if celery is also juiced along with the wheatgrass[1].

[edit] References

  1. PowerJuicer FAQ
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