Robert T. Kiyosaki

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Casey, wearing his trademark™ blue shirt meets Kiyosaki in his Phoenix wealthodrome. "Lose the manbag, kid" Kiyosaki is reported to have growled before filming started
Casey, wearing his trademark blue shirt meets Kiyosaki in his Phoenix wealthodrome. "Lose the manbag, kid" Kiyosaki is reported to have growled before filming started
Entrepreneurial Guru Kiyosaki can't spell the word "entrepreneur" correctly.
Entrepreneurial Guru Kiyosaki can't spell the word "entrepreneur" correctly.[1]

Robert Toru Kiyosaki (born April 8, 1947) is a bipatrial real estate guru. Casey Serin idolizes Kiyosaki as a man who allegedly gives good "advise" about investments, real estate, and other financial matters. Numerous Haterz™, however, have taken great pleasure in pointing out that Kiyosaki tends to give remarkably vague advice in his articles, leaving out any specific details and cramming the articles chock-full of buzzwords and catch-phrases.

Serin appeared on Kiyosaki's TV show in late 2006,[2] in an arrangement brokered by the No Limits Ladies. Rather than sympathize with Serin, Kiyosaki proceeded to take multiple pot-shots at him, much to the audience's delight:

  • Kiyosaki on homosexual rape: "Some of [Serin's actions] can constitute fraud... on the serious charges, he may go to jail and become somebody's boyfriend..."
  • Kiyosaki on buying at the top of the market: "It's called 'the greater fool', and you were the greater fool coming along..."
  • Kiyosaki on Serin's doing quick flips: "You guys realize that [results in] the highest tax rate possible?"
  • In addition, Kiyosaki often laughs at Serin while the latter confesses to his inept actions and fraudulent schemes.

After the taping, Kiyosaki gave Serin $100, saying: "Do you have any money for food? You look kinda skinny."[3] Altruistic paragon Casey Serin greedily took the money while dreaming of the three wheatgrass shots he could purchase (including overdraft fees, of course).

Despite being ridiculed repeatedly by Kiyosaki, Serin still professes his undying love for the man to this day.

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  1. YouTube Kiyosaki Video, posted April 4, 2007
  2. YouTube video of Serin on RDTV
  3. Marty McFly's MP3 Files of Doom, Day 2
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