Murse
From CaseyPedia
- A male nurse.
- A fashionable bag made for men (aka "messenger bag" for use by couriers carrying on actual work - nothing KC knows anything about).
In Haterz™ circles, a murse is a derogatory reference to the male purse which is an inseperable part of Casey Serin's outfit. Casey prefers the term "manbag", causing some amusement to most Haterz™ who assert that manbag is slang for scrotum.
In a defense of his Wikipedia page, Casey angrily noted:[1]
Why are you attacking my style and health choices? It’s not a purse. It’s a MAN bag. Big difference.
However, Casey seems to have made his peace with the term "murse". Questioned by Nacho during a Facing Foreclosure live call, he provided handy tips for murse buyers:[2]
NACHO: Listen, I have a question. I know a lot of people are wondering — what’s up with the murse? Can you give us some suggestions on where we go to buy it, how much they cost, which side, left or right, we carry it on?
CASEY SERIN: Sure, sure. This is the second version of it. I used to have another one made by Guess - Guess Jeans. That was a really good one, but then that one got dirty because I wear it all the time, and this one my wife actually bought for me as a gift because I really miss my version number one. But you know what, there’s different kinds out there, you just have to look around, find what works for you. It can’t be too big, it’s gotta be just the right size; and it can’t have too many open pockets because I found myself losing pens and losing my PDA which would just keep flying out. This new one I have completely zips up so I can actually run with it if I’m — you know, trying to run away from somebody or catch somebody.
and went on to give a partial list of the secret contents of the murse:
NACHO: What’s in the murse? That’s what we need to know. What do you carry in it? Is it a Jack Bauer bag of tricks or what? [...]
CS: I can’t tell you everything that’s in it. Okay, how about this, I’ll just tell you some of the contents, because I can’t talk about every single thing in there. We got the digital camera, that takes the famous pictures. We got the PDA that’s also my cell phone, so I can get online and moderate comments.
NACHO: Sweet!
CS: We have a Hacky Sack when I get bored.
NACHO: Oh, that’s nice, that’s nice.
CS: And what else do we have? We have a notepad to write down notes when I’m talking to people. And we have —
NACHO: And do you, like, bird-dog sweet deals? When you’re trying to bird-dog sweet deals, do you take —
CS: Oh exactly, when I’m talking to the mailman, he gives me a sweet deal with the tip.
Casey later revealed the full contents of the murse, which in addition to the items mentioned above include Altoid peppermints, natural eye drops, an LCD-clock pen of the type much prized by 1980s teenagers, and a "million dollar bill - for the real estate investor to stay focused."[3]
