Nap

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Casey Serin takes his sixth nap of the day while on webcam.

A nap is a brief mid-day sleep break. Naps are rarely taken by actual entrepreneurs, who need to work hard to achieve their goals. Oddly enough, however, über-entrepreneur Casey Serin favors taking multiple naps every day for periods lasting up to three hours. In fact, Casey has often discussed his sleeping patterns, which include frequent short naps in the afternoon, which he claims are necessary because of his early riser habit.^[1]

To stay healthy I will take daily naps. This way I can stay up late every night if I have to. I will experiment with different napping durations and schedules until I find what works.

The napping experiments continue to this day. Some naps last all night:

My emotions are maxed out for the day. I feel very tired. I need a nap. [...] It’s 6PM on Halloween. I lay down for my late nap and I don’t wake up until next morning.^[2]

Man it’s been a long day… I’m gonna go take a nap… be back in an hour or two.^[3] [...] I went to take a nap yesterday around 5PM and slept through the night waking up at 5AM.^[4]

I sleep pretty well. I like to nap too.^[5]

Several Haterz™ have noted that 6:00 A.M. is not really all that early for most professionals and that most of them manage to make it through a working day without stopping to sleep. They have noted this as yet another example of Casey's unwillingness to behave in a manner expected of a business professional in any field.

Other Haterz™ noted a pattern in the early period of napping that implied conjugal napping may have been occurring. There has been no recent evidence of this and it is now generally assumed that Galina no longer participates or has time for such activities now that she works.

Casey's naps are also consistent with other dubious health-related excuses for odd behavior, including his modified vegan diet, wheatgrass shots, and his obsession with juicing.

Disturbed sleep patterns are also one sign of depression, and those Haterz™ who suspect Casey of suffering from bipolar disorder can point to Casey's disturbed sleep patterns as symptomatic of the depressive phase of the bipolar cycle.

[edit] References

1. ↑ Early Riser Habit to Stop Foreclosure, December 1st, 2006
2. ↑ What Really Happened in Phoenix, November 6th, 2006
3. ↑ Introducing I am Facing Foreclosure Sponsors, comment at 4:27PM, January 23rd 2007
4. ↑ Introducing I am Facing Foreclosure Sponsors, comment at 7:17AM, January 24rd 2007
5. ↑ Galina Thinks I’m a Compulsive Debtor!, May 9th, 2007