Ramen
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Ramen is a type of food, consisting of stringy noodles generally served in a meat-based broth, making it an important element in any modified vegan diet. However, it also contains unnatural ingredients[1], making it incompatible with the wheatgrass-stained intestines of a known mortgage fraudster.
Additionally, ramen - due to its extremely low price - has the reputation as a cheap foodstuff for impoverished people. Consequently it is detrimental to the image of anyone savvy enough to procure over $170,000 in unsecured debt.
