Sharky Laguana

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Sharky Laguana is of Casey Serin's advertisers on IAFF, promoting his business Bandago Vans. However, as of July 6 he has said he is withdrawing his support for IAFF^[1]

Laguana commented at IAFF to defend his decision to advertise:

I don’t intend on picking up a single customer from this site. Yes, you read that right: I don’t think my advertising dollars will lead to one single customer from IAFF.com. Let’s face it, precious few IAFF readers are in the market to rent a van for an extended tour. But what I do think I will get is far more valuable: search engine optimization. Moving up even a couple spots in Google rankings is potentially worth far more to me then what I am paying for the link.^[2]

and indulged in Caseyesque hater-baiting:

I hope there are thousands more where you come from, because every “hater” that visits this site, and takes the time to write a post like yours, is only driving up the traffic, which only serves to increase the value of our advertisment. So thank you!^[3]

Casey later used his comments as testimonials.^[4]