Murst
From CaseyPedia
The victory cry of a Hater upon successfully landing a "first post" at Exurban Nation.
Etymologically, the word is derived from a combination of the words first (as in first post, a traditional meme on Intarweb fora) and murse, a rather effeminate carrying pouch used by Casey Serin to transport overpriced real-estate literature, a Hacky-Sack™, his cell phone / PDA, and as alleged by some of Serin's critics -- bricks of U.S. currency illegally obtained through cashback-at-close schemes.[1]
This is sometimes also followed by a cry of 'Moist!', but it has been pointed out that this legitimately can only be uttered by Brooklyn denizens and seriously excited females.
In a recent comment on EN, poster Fear The Murse™ claims to be the originator of the term Murst™ (sic), but provides no supporting evidence[2]
RULEZ OF THE MURST GAME:
There is credit for only 2 (first/Murst), everything else is only runner up ego soothings.
at post 101, 201, 301 etc...ONLY MURST applies and it must be stated as one hundred and murst, two hundred and murst, etc.
You can use deviations of these such as one hundred and flipping murst, or bow to my one hundred and murstiness bitches.
YOU cannot artificially inflate the post count with spamming and gooblegok if it is close ..say post 94..and you post crap and then one hundred and murst. You are disqualified for that entire thread (even the two hundred murst and so on).
Your one hundred murst (and so on) post does not need to be the actual 101st post as allot of people do not participate in the game..it just needs to be higher than the actual 100th post.
NEW RULE:
ANONOMOUS and ANONOPUSSIES are deemed INVALID and cannot play. Since there are unknown hundreds of anonomous and anonopussies out there, we do not know who to individually give credit to for the murst.
Only 1 person can claim murst and not be in cohorts (either unknown or unintentional or intentional and known) with others to escalate their murst counts.
IE OGG claims 4 mursts in a month..we know ogg has 4 murst.
Anonopussie claims 4 mursts in a month and it is 3 different people at 3 seperate computers.
IF an anonopussy claims a murstness then it is automatically invalid, and the first named used will be the credit for the murstness/firstness.
NO variatins of anonopussies names are allowed either...EX anonochatter anonomator.
anonopussies are deemed a scourge and will not have any part in the firstness/murstness game
[edit] References
- ↑ Murst, Urban Dictionary
- ↑ IAFF R.I.P.
