Talk:Dustin Haywood

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First, I want to give the information that led to this outing.

• 1) Searched EN for "Dustin" "myspace", found the link... it was public in the past, but is now private
• 2) Googled the link to bring up a cached version, with the picture and comments from his mother about wanting a grandson
• 3) Went to his mom's myspace page, where she identifies herself as "Laura" a.k.a. "Popples"
• 4) Searched Google for "Laura" "Popples" to find her real name of Laura Haywood
• 5) Searched Google for "Dustin Haywood", first link says that he owns a real-estate related LLC in Sacramento
• 6) Public Records Search yields Dustin Scott Haywood, age 24 (correct age as per his MySpace site), in California

Local Rich Dad is one step away from being outed. -- Benoit™ 07:45, 31 May 2007 (CEST)

Ten minutes later, he is outed. Check this link. Laura Haywood's husband, a.k.a. Dustin's father, a.k.a. Local Rich Dad himself, is named as Dan Haywood of Sacramento. Someone else add this to the Local Rich Dad entry. Game, set, and match. -- Benoit™ 07:54, 31 May 2007 (CEST)

I've dug up some other nice juice on the Local Rich Dad, including a full name, birthdate, and picture. Unfortunately, the details will have to wait for tomorrow, because I'm going to sleep. Anyone, feel free to add "Daniel Stephen Haywood" to the Local Rich Dad entry. Google permutations of that name, and you can find some of my juicy info. The walls are closing in, Serin. This has been a fun night  ;-) -- Benoit™ 08:23, 31 May 2007 (CEST)

OK, I tried my hand at a bit:

• Dustin's LinkedIn profile: Freecess LLC? Google maps brings up the Auburn Blvd address.
• Dustin's new, um, metrosexual MySpace page? Age, location, and Freecess fit; Google cache shows a comment "Apr 21 2007 11:40A can u please practice this dance move? we need to bust this out tonight.... move over pussy cat dolls... miracle haywood is in town bitches." --Lawnmower man 08:48, 31 May 2007 (CEST)
• Freecess LLC. --Lawnmower man 08:58, 31 May 2007 (CEST)

Damnit, I'm wired now and can't sleep. Anyway, Lawnmower, the "metrosexual" MySpace page belongs to Dustin's brother, Nick Haywood, who's apparently gay. Really. It's mentioned in the link given above naming Dan Haywood.

Dan Haywood lives at 8853 Alford Way in Fair Oaks. A Google Search of "8853 Alford" indicates that he's donated to President Bush.

Best yet perhaps, Laura Haywood maintains another MySpace page with juicy pictures of Dan and Dustin. Laura's full name is Laura Bambi Haywood. Seriously. -- Benoit™ 09:03, 31 May 2007 (CEST)

Hot new mom? It's all a bit too Ferris Bueller. --Lawnmower man 09:10, 31 May 2007 (CEST)

• Local Rich Dad: buying apartment buildings? --Lawnmower man 09:05, 31 May 2007 (CEST)

The interesting thing about all this was that Casey was apparently telling the truth when he was denying Prestwich was the Rich Dad. That's a first. Luckily we never put up a page here outing Prestwich, who's an innocent bystander. I did a Google search on IAFF for "Dustin", which turns up a few hits. "Haywood" turns up nothing, though, so I'm extremely pleased with myself.  :) -- Benoit™ 09:15, 31 May 2007 (CEST)