User:Benoit™

From CaseyPedia

Benoit™ is a well-known member of the Haterz™ community who started following the Casey Serin trainwreck in January 2007, and retroactively caught up with the story from the beginning at that point. Known to participate in most of the Haterz™ blogs, and possibly recognized as the guy with a knack for limericks and wordplay. In real life, born in 1979 and has lived his entire life in New York City. Purchased co-op apartment in mid-2002 with a 20% downpayment and a fixed-rate mortgage, on which he tries to pre-pay a little extra each month. Currently owns roughly 55% equity in the apartment. He has worked as a chemical engineer since graduating college.

[edit] Limericks

Following is a sampling of the Casey-related limericks from Benoit™ --

There was once a girl named Galina
Quite dumb in the scamming arena
She's laughing at present
But won't be so pleasant
When the sheriff gives her a subpoena!

My sitemeter constantly climbs
When I detail my hideous crimes
With only ten readers
I'm still a hits leader
'Cause each one clicks ten thousand times!

Said Casey, appearing resplendent:
"It feels great to be independent.
I just bought this suit,
For my next photo shoot.
It's too bad that I'm the defendant!"

A woman named Yulia Suprun
Told her in-laws to pay the rent soon
But Casey was broke
And blew yet more smoke
Saying, "I'll have it in by next June..."

Behind Casey's innocent smile
Lies a con-man who's really quite vile.
He's misunderstood
But he'll say 'it's all good!'
When he's found competent to stand trial!"

While Aspeth was checking her blog,
A strange thing turned up in the log.
A sickening hobby
Of Nigel E. Swaby
Was finding more Haterz™ to flog!

Said Swaby to us, incidentally
"I love to hate Haters intently.
I have my own pool,
To sum up, I rule
And soon I'll be buying a Bentley!"

A woman named Stephanie J.
Claimed that Casey and Nigel were gay
While Nigel denied it,
The 'Case' couldn't hide it
And said, "He's a pretty sweet lay!"