User:WeWantTheFunk

From CaseyPedia

I have been a follower of the Casey saga since late '06. I overlook Salt Lake City from my fortified compound high in the Avenues neighborhood; Nigel is but a small blip, buried in the smog far below and to the south. Highland, scene of Casey's infamous wrap, is to my location as Watts is to Beverly Hills.

At the moment, I am one of the idle poor, currently battling a long illness. As such I have nothing better to do than fart around on the Internet all day and annoy people. In life, I was a successful computer-game author; a title I designed and for which I did most of the programming sold several million copies Back In The Day, practically putting Activision on the map and still on everyone's best-100-games-of-all-time lists. For fun, I manage to be the best musician in our little corner of the universe. I also used to moonlight as SoundMan when I lived in Los Angeles, and I've mixed such acts as The Ramones, GnR, and Stanley Jordan, to name a few.

While I'm waiting for my health to come around sufficiently to get a Real Job, I'm working on a project of my own which will become the Next Big Thing in gaming if I ever get around to finishing it.

I hold the world record for most days in a row with the top down on my convertible, set when I was in Santa Monica; an astonishing stretch of 202 consecutive days in which I only put the lid up to wash the car.

I am profound, witty, and above all, devilishly handsome. I am also notorious for my objectivity.