WeWantTheFunk

From CaseyPedia

Haterz™ WeWantTheFunk (sometimes abbreviated WWTF) is a member of the infamous Utah threesome, and resides in a fortified compound high in Salt Lake City's Avenues neighborhood. He has degrees in Electrical Engineering (though he has not worn his Hardware Guy hat for several years) and Computer Science. He is best known as a game programmer; a title he conceived and wrote most of the code for in the mid-90s went on to sell almost eight million copies, spawned numerous sequels, and more than a decade later is still on all the major best-games-of-all-time lists. Additionally, he is highly proficient at the piano, saxophone, and flute; on every project team, he has always been able to truthfully claim to have been the only programmer to have played in Carnegie Hall.

While originally from Utah, he was a resident of Los Angeles and Chicago for approximately two decades. He returned to his hometown for what was supposed to be a few months to "kick back" while between jobs; unfortunately, he developed a serious illness which he has since been battling for years. There is an unexpected bright side to this, however, as it has enabled him to spend far too much time contributing his valued participation to the Haterz™ activities online, where he tirelessly seeks to enlighten, edify, and entertain. He has also been known to consume Corn.

He is profound, witty, and (above all) devilishly handsome. He is also notorious for his objectivity.

Casey, in the trunk of WeWantTheFunk's car, after the September 19, 2008 HaterzCon™ KoiCast. Casey was not allowed to stay, as he could not afford the rent.